Mr. C. (arousing Clyde B. from a
deep slumber)-“Clyde, are you sick?” C. B. (Sleepily)-“No, my eyes hurt a little, is all.” |
“BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER” |
So Do- |
“Christy”-Rita George-Lila “Chet”-Florence Hazel-Charles Bill K.-His Pencil “Happy”-Elda Clyde-Mary Lyle-His German Arthur N.-Onslow Froste-Carl Ruth O.-Teachers “Pat” & “Doc”-Institute Mary-“Babe” |
F. D. (Busily looking for something) N. N.-“What are you looking for, Florence?” F. D.-“Nothing.” N. N.-“Did you ever find it?” L. D. (In Cicero, the last period before noon, giving a sentence to illustrate his feelings as well as the principle-“Would that I had my dinner now.” |
![]() Mr. Clevenger went down in the grades to find out who had been throwing crabapples. One of the little boys jumped up and said: “Mr. Clevenger, one of the little H. S. boys got hit in the eye with one.” M. P.-“Clyde, you will have to play this week.” C. B.-“No, I won’t; you will have to.” M. P.-“How can I play a march when I stutter every time I play the scales.” Mr. C (in Civics, discussing the duties of the county officials) - “Frank, if you were going to be married where would you go to get the license?” |